About Lactok

Lactok is a one-button arcade game for phones. You play a bearded Amsterdam dad whose bike breaks five minutes before school pickup, so he drinks a litre of milk he cannot digest and propels himself across the canals. Tapping farts, holding climbs harder, and both fill a shit meter that ends the run if it tops out. The multiplier peaks when the meter is nearly full, so the correct way to play is to stay one tap away from disaster.

It is in prototype. The flight model, the meters and the first Amsterdam level are playable, and the art is being built. There is no release date, no price, no preorder and no mailing list. When it is finished it goes on the App Store and this page changes.

What is already decided is what it will not do. No ads between runs, no energy timers, and no paying to skip a level you already reached. It runs entirely on the device, offline, with no sign-in and no profile, so your best score lives on your phone and there is no account to delete.

Who operates Lactok

Lactok is operated by blackplate, a sole proprietorship (eenmanszaak), registered in the Netherlands, KVK 82691770. Full operator details are on the legal notice page.

Getting in touch

Email support@lactok.com and a person reads it. For legal or privacy matters, write to legal@lactok.com.

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