Features

One button, three meters, and a city that is not helping.

One-button flight

Tap to fart and gain height, hold to climb harder, release to glide. Doing nothing is a real move, because gliding walks the shit meter back down.

Milk as fuel

Every fart spends milk, and the bottles sit low over the canal. Refuelling means skimming the water, and every gulp adds pressure you then have to carry.

The shit meter

Long holds, hits and too much dairy fill it, and at a hundred the run ends in the canal. The score multiplier is highest just below that line, so the correct way to play is to stay one tap away from disaster.

Amsterdam as the level

You fly through the gaps the city actually has: between gables, under bridge arches, over the tram wires and past whatever is being renovated this month. There are five runs across town, each one a worse idea than the last.

Upgrades between runs

What you buy is digestive rather than physical: a tighter belt, a bigger stomach, lactose pills, an espresso, an emergency cork for exactly one mistake.

Offline and account-free

The game runs entirely on the device with no sign-in and no profile. Your best score lives on your phone, which is why there is no account to delete.

What it costs is on the pricing page.